if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
got something you can choke on .
don’t tease like that daddyyyy (;
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”